And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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