honey bunches of taint.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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