You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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