I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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