You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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