He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it's like iHOP with fire
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
this will be a night to untag.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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