I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my shit smells like andre
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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