Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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