For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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