Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
