Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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