i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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