i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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