I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
you never un-have a 4some
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice