you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk