My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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