Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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