That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Ladies don't puke and tell
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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