she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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