My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got inside last night via doggy door
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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