Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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