he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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