Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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