obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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