Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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