At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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