I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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