Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
