I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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