Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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