If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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