god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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