The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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