You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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