no. you can't hotbox the world.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Still dying that you shit outside
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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