shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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