White coat. Heels.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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