Duck Duck Cougar?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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