This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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