It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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