Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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