Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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