Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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