I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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