i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
