White coat. Heels.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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