he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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