if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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