Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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