I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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