i think i have herpe
just one?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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