Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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