wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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