Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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