Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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