chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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