The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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