Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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