week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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