let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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